Here's a story for you. I'll give you the play-by-play:
(A student, "Jack," pokes me in the behind while walking down the hall.)
Me: "Jack, please don't touch me there."
Jack: (pokes again)
Me: "Jack, please don't touch me there. I don't like it."
Jack: "Oh, Miss C., I'm so sorry I poked your butt (fake cries). I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Miss C. I want to kiss your butt better."
Me: (hide the uncontrollable urge to burst into laughter)
So, there you go.
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4 comments:
I don't think I could have planned that move better myself. Please send my congratulations to "Jack"
HA HA HA! Is this the little boy that caused you to send me the text while I was in training at Snowbird that said "one of my students just came and sat down under the tree by me and said 'miss C I want to make love to you'?WHAT?!"
No, it was actually the one that sings, "dirty little secret" and "we are the champions" at random times.
And Charlie's words were "see, Miss C., we can lie under the tree...and make love" after he'd taken me by the hand to lead me to a tree and shooed away some other students.
Oh dear, I need a boyfriend to fend off these kiddies! ;)
these kids have some major huevos. They need to teach me a thing or two haha.
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